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Anonymous asked:
i found out some deeply tragic news this weekend: two of my straight friends... their boyfriends refuse to eat them out. i am shocked. i am appalled. i am frankly offended. if i had a girlfriend i would eat her out morning, noon, and night. one couple has been together for Five Years!!! i have never been so stunned. honestly? i am willing to offer my services at this point, i feel so bad for them :(
tenderlesbian-deactivated201807 answered:
this is so sad
me: *getting ready to sleep*
the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.
me: what year am I in
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
