me: *getting ready to sleep*
the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.
me: what year am I in
me: *getting ready to sleep*
the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.
me: what year am I in
remember when you were like 14 and you watched donnie darko and you would listen to mad world and lie on your bed and think “i’d understand you Jake Gyllenhaal”
it’s prom season which means it’s time for 134 news stories praising able kids for taking disabled classmates to prom because apparently it’s still widely assumed no one would actually want to take a disabled person to prom
also if you’re doing it 1) specifically to brag about your kindness and heroism for likes on social media 2) to look good for college apps and the local news or 3) exploiting a disabled person’s crush on you and playing along because you think it’s cute they believe it’s an actual date (the WORST), please take a step back and realize that you’re treating disabled people as props and accessories for your own gain.
just take them because you like them!
Please note that this isn’t meant to imply every able person that has taken a disabled person to prom must be a self-serving jerk! if you genuinely wanted to take them or they’re your friend/partner, great! just…don’t be one of those people who calculates how someone’s disability will benefit their own image lol
Anonymous asked:
tsarbucks answered:
dawn bc it’s when the nightman and the dayman fight each other for dominance
inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK
You guys obviously haven’t seen Osmosis Jones.
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
